In Lieu of Some Hungary Posts

So I had this great idea of posting some humor articles about ELF -- the European Leadership Forum-- in Eger, Hungary, but my plan got snarled in a few ways. One, because Hungarian keyboards look like someone ripped off all the keys and rearranged them (definitely not QWERTY... this is something totally different) and two, working fourteen hour days makes you a lot less funny. So here's how we're going to do this. Over the next few days I'm going to write those articles as if I was blogging as I was going, and you're going to read them sequentially and thus play along that I'm still in Eger, while I am actually sitting on the floor of my bedroom in Zville. Sounds good? Okay, I'll get cracking on those articles.